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Showing posts with label Abduction. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

ABDUCTION!

Okay, the new squeezed juice this week is an app called "Abduction". There are millions of nerves connecting and random thoughts of alien anal probes going through you're mind right?? Well if so, you're effin crazy or you're me trying to a platform jumping cow up to a spaceship to save little moo moo's fellow abducted leathery friends.

I pretty much gave away the point of this app...you're a cow that jumps willingly into a spaceship.  Yep.


Along the way there are parachuted gift boxes that make your beloved platforms crumble or populate. Kind of a rough relationship if u ask me everyone's initial response to a neatly gifted box floating above them is always excitement; instead sometimes you get a shitty gift that makes the platforms you're jumping on disappear. 

Evelyn's Lesson #39: Don't accept nicely boxed parachuted gifts from the sky...especially from aliens.  You never know if that gift might be a crate full of un-wanted canned pumpkin mix.

I guess one of the many features that have kept me from uninstalling this app would be that I could use the tilt feature on my phone.  I'm in such awe that I have a piece of technology in my hands that response to my movement and isn't connected to a platform game.

The developers have put in a lot of time on the UI, for example you can go into the options menu and calibrate your phone on a flat surface so the sensitivity is accurate when tilting beefy toward an incoming platform. 
Abduction, has six levels from easy to infinite evil.  The six levels don't include the two others where you would have the option to buy the app and open up 9 more themes, 23, more characters, 22 adventure levels, 54 challenges and the option to design your own levels.

Now to be honest, I wasn't the biggest fan on hopping cows, but it's the perfect quick game if you're in a break room pretending to listen to co-workers.  And the more I played with this app, the more I pushed toward helping my fellow cow by getting to that spaceship.

So, ladies, fella's, GET YER GAME ON @ AppBrain or Psym Mobile to get the down-low on the down-loadables.